Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
At least he was happy when he fell.
"Now I feel like an idiot having left her for dead."
"I went to Hawaii and I got laid!"
What an idiot! Who capitalizes the word "Is"?
Take Fugeroaddternoundlyougghuggin road to the turnpike and you can't miss it.
We're on the verge of an all out bum turf war.
Woah, no one told me I had to be a pitcher AND a catcher. I didn't sign up for that.
Attention all homeless vagrants seeing this on the internet: make your signs funny and I'll guarantee profits skyrocket.
That's quite the Obama Inaugural special they're having.
Cops and their damn ticket quotas!
And here I thought a "Homo's Devil Machine" was something far, far worse.
This is one of those things you'd hope goes without saying.
How could this idea possibly go wrong? It seemed foolproof.rn
To be fair he still wants to screw Hannah Montana, he just doesn't heart her.
The most alarming part is that no one took it seriously
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