Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The surname Biach is actually derived from a German word for "skanky ho".
Take off those rubber bands, then try and pick them up. You'll see why they're called Lobstas.
High budget porno shoot or annual street fair for Elite Butchers Association?
The sign under it was asking for $200, but in this economy we all have to make sacrifices.
You'll be glad to know that the Department of Transportation has since changed it to "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named".
It's exactly what you think it is. Men lassoing sausage links.
Even if you're not the type of person to go to a gift store, you should definitely check this one out.
"Yeah we'll knock out dat kitchen wall, maybe tro in some linoleum floorin' and then I'm gonna invite some of my boys over and my girl Andrea for the dance party I'm tro-ing at your place tonight."
"I ordered coffee with breakfast damnit!"
Disneyland, where REAL dreams come true!
A distant relative of Uncle Sam?
Those handicaps in the audience were getting a little too rowdy at last week's wheelchair basketball game.
It's okay if there's a 'K' before it, right?
This doesn't seem cruel until you realize that it's posted in the wing of the hospital for people with severely crushed vertebrae.
The door just leads you into a room with a dozen drooling sixth graders.
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