Picture Unless it's manual, then that's the clutch and the brake is in the middle. And emergency brake could either be a hand brake or a foot brake on the far left. You really should be writing all this down.
Picture The authorities do not authorize you being here. An authority will be there soon to give you the papers for proper authorization. If you do not comply we are authorized to arrest you.
Picture The lifeguard reiterates Rule 1 over a meagphone every half hour. And it still happens about once a week.
Picture Apologies if you can't read the entire thing. It says "No persons allowed beyond this point who aren't totally extreme cliff jumpers."
Picture "The only thing FREE is my freedom to continue being a stain on society's shirt with my awesome mullet!"