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Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood. Picture Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood.
Thou shall pay for your own parking! Picture Thou shall pay for your own parking!
"Oh, these? These are 'pretzelz.' They're like pretzels, but way more extreme." Picture "Oh, these? These are 'pretzelz.' They're like pretzels, but way more extreme."
Finding out you'll never make it as an actress is a bit different when you're Dad's a city planner. Picture Finding out you'll never make it as an actress is a bit different when you're Dad's a city planner.
"Open your eyes, man. Privacy is a thing of the past." Picture "Open your eyes, man. Privacy is a thing of the past."
Hey, he doesn't mean "Fag Sin," he means "Fag's In," like that's the cool style now. The text didn't wrap correctly. Picture Hey, he doesn't mean "Fag Sin," he means "Fag's In," like that's the cool style now. The text didn't wrap correctly.
Please plan your emergencies accordingly. Picture Please plan your emergencies accordingly.
"What, no Macarena? Now how am I supposed to get laid?" Picture "What, no Macarena? Now how am I supposed to get laid?"
Captain Obvious should be demoted to cleaning the latrines. Picture Captain Obvious should be demoted to cleaning the latrines.
It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night. Picture It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night.
It's comforting to know Vanilla Ice has found work. Picture It's comforting to know Vanilla Ice has found work.
Everyone's special, in there oan weigh. Picture Everyone's special, in there oan weigh.
Boner Ranch Picture Boner Ranch
I swear officer, my cruise was set at 34 13/16! Picture I swear officer, my cruise was set at 34 13/16!
Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases. Picture Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases.
It's not a complete lie. They squeezed the water used to make the juice out of a dirty kitchen rag. Picture It's not a complete lie. They squeezed the water used to make the juice out of a dirty kitchen rag.
We should be worrying more about the adults "cleaning up" after playtime than the kids. Picture We should be worrying more about the adults "cleaning up" after playtime than the kids.
CUIDADO: EL MATRIXO Picture CUIDADO: EL MATRIXO
You know the economy is really in the tank when a man cannot afford his most basic needs. Picture You know the economy is really in the tank when a man cannot afford his most basic needs.
Did you ever hear the old joke about why the two diabetics crossed the road? Picture Did you ever hear the old joke about why the two diabetics crossed the road?
And I will PUNish anyone who goes to another shoe repair store. Picture And I will PUNish anyone who goes to another shoe repair store.
Unfortunately not a cell phone hotspot so good luck with that. Picture Unfortunately not a cell phone hotspot so good luck with that.
In that half year, while those Canadian kids are on the playground, American kids learn about freedom. Picture In that half year, while those Canadian kids are on the playground, American kids learn about freedom.
This is only funny if they're not talking about Dennys. Picture This is only funny if they're not talking about Dennys.