Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"That's MISTER Loose Women to you sir. Now take me to the nearest whore house please."
Fine, but I'm stealing gum so we're even. Cool?
You have to wait on hold for 4 hours, then you talk to someone who doesn't speak English in Dubai.
This just in: my penis in your vagina.
Cool, but I'm pretty sure I asked you for directions to the nearest Applebees.
Wanted: 10 Best Now Hiring Signs
Well, it lasted 16 hours. But it was worth it.
Don't harsh on my tots dude.
i only came here for a gallon of milk, but why not? I eventually need to get that hedge trimmed.
"In fact, we're now going to charge you double. Times are tough for us."
Ed Hardy's response was to cleverly turn the entire notice into cursive as it weaves around a skull and flaming horse.
If Bullies Made Street Signs
Does that mean it's rude to say "job well done" afterwards?
Unless it's manual, then that's the clutch and the brake is in the middle. And emergency brake could either be a hand brake or a foot brake on the far left. You really should be writing all this down.
Just throw it in the recycling bin. It all goes to the same place anyway.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.