Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Whoa, the camera on the phone that took this picture is seriously high quality.
The authorities do not authorize you being here. An authority will be there soon to give you the papers for proper authorization. If you do not comply we are authorized to arrest you.
Well they're all inexpensive and refreshing.
And he's blasting the heat so it's even more pungent.
A couple feet away was a tombstone that said "Hear Lies - - Don't Believe Them."
There is also "no f-in way."
It's their fault for smearing ice cream on the window.
The lifeguard reiterates Rule 1 over a meagphone every half hour. And it still happens about once a week.
Apologies if you can't read the entire thing. It says "No persons allowed beyond this point who aren't totally extreme cliff jumpers."
"Maybe you'll burn off some of this morning's Cinnabon. You're welcome"
The four Bills later robbed a 7-11 and drove to Mexico.
Everyone there was really nice for some reason.
"The only thing FREE is my freedom to continue being a stain on society's shirt with my awesome mullet!"
Fail 101: How to look stupid
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