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That's why I'm voting for George Michael Bluth in 2012. Picture That's why I'm voting for George Michael Bluth in 2012.
He would have worn a silver fox costume, but they didn't have it in medium. Picture He would have worn a silver fox costume, but they didn't have it in medium.
Burt Reynolds is a silent partner in this dealership. Picture Burt Reynolds is a silent partner in this dealership.
Mmm... spring. Delicious, delicious, spring. Picture Mmm... spring. Delicious, delicious, spring.
Hey, as long as I can keep defecating in the dishwasher, I'm happy. Picture Hey, as long as I can keep defecating in the dishwasher, I'm happy.
Only if you don't dispose of it properly Picture Only if you don't dispose of it properly
A little too passionate if you ask me. Picture A little too passionate if you ask me.
At first the DEA thought he'd be difficult to find, but apparently he's everywhere. Picture At first the DEA thought he'd be difficult to find, but apparently he's everywhere.
"Honey, isn't that dog who's been teaching himself to read in our backyard? Boy, is he going to lose it when he reads this." Picture "Honey, isn't that dog who's been teaching himself to read in our backyard? Boy, is he going to lose it when he reads this."
"That's MISTER Loose Women to you sir. Now take me to the nearest whore house please." Picture "That's MISTER Loose Women to you sir. Now take me to the nearest whore house please."
Fine, but I'm stealing gum so we're even. Cool? Picture Fine, but I'm stealing gum so we're even. Cool?
You have to wait on hold for 4 hours, then you talk to someone who doesn't speak English in Dubai. Picture You have to wait on hold for 4 hours, then you talk to someone who doesn't speak English in Dubai.
This just in: my penis in your vagina. Picture This just in: my penis in your vagina.
Cool, but I'm pretty sure I asked you for directions to the nearest Applebees. Picture Cool, but I'm pretty sure I asked you for directions to the nearest Applebees.
Well, it lasted 16 hours. But it was worth it. Picture Well, it lasted 16 hours. But it was worth it.
Don't harsh on my tots dude. Picture Don't harsh on my tots dude.
i only came here for a gallon of milk, but why not? I eventually need to get that hedge trimmed. Picture i only came here for a gallon of milk, but why not? I eventually need to get that hedge trimmed.
"In fact, we're now going to charge you double. Times are tough for us." Picture "In fact, we're now going to charge you double. Times are tough for us."
Ed Hardy's response was to cleverly turn the entire notice into cursive as it weaves around a skull and flaming horse. Picture Ed Hardy's response was to cleverly turn the entire notice into cursive as it weaves around a skull and flaming horse.
Does that mean it's rude to say "job well done" afterwards? Picture Does that mean it's rude to say "job well done" afterwards?
Unless it's manual, then that's the clutch and the brake is in the middle. And emergency brake could either be a hand brake or a foot brake on the far left. You really should be writing all this down. Picture Unless it's manual, then that's the clutch and the brake is in the middle. And emergency brake could either be a hand brake or a foot brake on the far left. You really should be writing all this down.
Just throw it in the recycling bin. It all goes to the same place anyway. Picture Just throw it in the recycling bin. It all goes to the same place anyway.
Whoa, the camera on the phone that took this picture is seriously high quality. Picture Whoa, the camera on the phone that took this picture is seriously high quality.
The authorities do not authorize you being here. An authority will be there soon to give you the papers for proper authorization. If you do not comply we are authorized to arrest you. Picture The authorities do not authorize you being here. An authority will be there soon to give you the papers for proper authorization. If you do not comply we are authorized to arrest you.