Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Mmm... spring. Delicious, delicious, spring.
Hey, as long as I can keep defecating in the dishwasher, I'm happy.
Only if you don't dispose of it properly
A little too passionate if you ask me.
At first the DEA thought he'd be difficult to find, but apparently he's everywhere.
"Honey, isn't that dog who's been teaching himself to read in our backyard? Boy, is he going to lose it when he reads this."
"That's MISTER Loose Women to you sir. Now take me to the nearest whore house please."
Fine, but I'm stealing gum so we're even. Cool?
You have to wait on hold for 4 hours, then you talk to someone who doesn't speak English in Dubai.
This just in: my penis in your vagina.
Cool, but I'm pretty sure I asked you for directions to the nearest Applebees.
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Well, it lasted 16 hours. But it was worth it.
Don't harsh on my tots dude.
i only came here for a gallon of milk, but why not? I eventually need to get that hedge trimmed.
"In fact, we're now going to charge you double. Times are tough for us."
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.