Well, at least they're not allowing this sort of behavior.
Welcome to the saddest place in the world!
Not sure I want this candy.
That does sound intriguing... even if the guy is right.
If it had been psychological violence they could have looked the other way.
Toot Toot! Everyone aboard!
She's sure to succeed in her cause with the Burger King at her side.
Authorised Personnel can totally touch it though
It started as an innocent sign, but with just the wrong letters missing, it turned into something much worse.
Whoa, easy, IHOP. Let's not say anything we'll regret later.
"It's just as good 7-11, but this is cheaper." - Your Aunt
They're like speed bumps, but grosser.
"I agree with one of those opinions" - Someone who is possibly a racist vegetarian.
Might want to change the wording, unless you want a bunch of guys eagerly standing on the platform edge.
There's no arguing that he's cheap.
Alright, you can set up your tent in the seventh circle.
Someone's compensating for not getting into med school.
Yet you still took two bites?
I should think not, he's clearly had his fill of Cheese Doodles by this point.
I swirlie you in the name of the father...
4 ply toilet paper is actually just a bed sheet.
I'd like to ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check into my flight.
But, honey, I was only doing what the sign told me to do.
That festival be crazy.