That does sound effective.
Floo Powder Not Required
But I sold all my flip flops to buy these spandex shorts. This is turning in to a real "Gift of the Magi" situation.
"I pointed out the mistake to the news crew - they had no idea. The General Production Manager told me later that they had the banner printed over a year ago, and no one from their staff had ever not …
The nature walk from Hell.
This is why I don't go clubbing.
The perfect place to study for finals.
Well now I don't know what to expect from other bananas.
Beer monster is cookie monster's sadder cousin
Well, how am I supposed to count that with only two hands?
If the person who posted this sign expected anything else, he was in denial.
Do as I say, not as I do.
And just like that Batman's secret identity was revealed.
But that'll only work until the zombies buy boats to.
Built Ford Tough.
You're angry now, but you'll forgive them once you see one of their hilarious commercials.
Sounds like you already know some ninjas. Why don't you ask them to teach you?
I really hope her business card says "da Syphilis Eliminator"
Well, I don't really want to, but I guess if it's for cancer...
The goat says "moo."
I don't need to enter my apartment. I've got this coat to keep me warm.
Not that Fairyland is that safe either. Have these people never heard of changelings?
Are we sure they sell tacos here?
Ugh, people on fire always get special treatment.