Why get wax off by yourself when someone can do it for you?
Also there's a key under the doormat if you just want to let yourself in.
Unfortunately the photographer's standing 5 feet away.
They also have slot machines. Y'know, if you're not into the whole whore scene.
Somewhere in there is a hidden message. We're just not sure where.
He can turn water into wine. but can he turn whine into anything?
No one would notice if one lousy drone missile went missing.
Brought to you by the Department of Crunk.
Caution: Do not make signs that will lead to falling down stairs.
Everyone has a story, even toys.
Unless they're especially squeaky sounding and you can't resist.
You'll know because mountains on the Coors cans turn from white to red.
So delicious your ears will ring for days.
Against Big Business. For Big Bird.
They've got the best Booze Radley in town.
"I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."
They call these guys "The Doorbell Gang," because they're super annoying.
Relax, it's just called that because he murders the neighborhood cats with it.
You're going to need some serious drugs to numb that pain. It's a vicious cycle.
This is why you don't hire addicts.
When will the lies end?
This is exactly why no one goes to talk to the professor during office hours.