Ugh, whatever, these signs are such jerks. I mean, they are just BLATANTLY judging you. God, I KNOW I need to lose weight but can you just be a little more sensitive?? Now excuse me, I have an entire …
Eh, close enough.
Awww... He's so adorable when he murders pedestrians.
Gee mister, could a fella get a napkin too, maybe?
Givin' the people what the want.
They pitch quite the tent.
Got it goin' gong.
It's a once-in-a-lifetime deal.
Restore those electrolytes that your body naturally rejected.
IDGAF about food poisoning.
It's what our forefathers fought for.
Sometimes you have to man up and face what lies before you. Whether that makes you a sociopath or not.
Sometimes you just need to come to terms with who - or what - you are.
Guys, I still think late fees could work.
Plus - your hangover'll leave before you even wake up.
Silent but undeadly.
If Walmart thinks it needed to be said, it needed to be said.
Either the craziest or laziest gardener of all time.
In the early 1900's, American hobos developed a set of shared secret symbols they used to let fellow bums know what to expect from the residents of any town they drifted into. Now, in the 21st ce …