"Signs" Picture

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Warning: signs have been known to publicly display information and remind people that “flammable” and “inflammable” mean the same thing. Proceed with caution—especially when words are misspelled, misplaced, or otherwise misused.

Dog Owner Really Loves His Dog picture Dog Owner Really Loves His Dog
If College Was A Zoo article If College Was A Zoo
Car Note to Cop picture Car Note to Cop
Beaver Gnawing on "No Feeding" Sign picture Beaver Gnawing on "No Feeding" Sign

Beavers are semi-aquatic rodents that hate authority.

From rayrab911

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No Parking Except for Anytime picture No Parking Except for Anytime

Okay... Thanks for telling me.

From zdmonk

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Sign Offers Help Getting Pregnant picture Sign Offers Help Getting Pregnant

Let's not jump to any conclusions. Maybe the fertility clinic lost their advertising budget.

From thefrogman

| 1 comment | 4 days ago
International House Turned into IHOP picture International House Turned into IHOP

Hey, I wanted pancakes! The only thing in here is cultural understanding and broadened horizons!

From lolfunctionspace

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Sign Offers Choice Between Condoms and Diapers picture Sign Offers Choice Between Condoms and Diapers

"Can you figure out some way to get the condoms to sell better?"

From Bret16

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Wu Tang Clams picture Wu Tang Clams

Ain't nothin' to shuck with.

From izzystylez

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Beware of Attack Snake Cage Empty picture Beware of Attack Snake Cage Empty

Now would be a good time to run.

From gortyo

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Supermarket Carries Entertaining Fish picture Supermarket Carries Entertaining Fish

Damn, I was looking for boring fish.

From squishymarshmallows

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The Glory Hole Church Centre picture The Glory Hole Church Centre

Yep, just gonna go down to the glory hole and get on my knees. To pray.

From rocketpolepond

| Be the first to comment! | May 21, 2012
Chair Lift Sign Looks Inappropriate picture Chair Lift Sign Looks Inappropriate

Well, at least they're not allowing this sort of behavior.

From typhoidisbad

| Be the first to comment! | May 21, 2012
No Blowjobs Sign picture No Blowjobs Sign

Welcome to the saddest place in the world!

From theflyinglobster

| 1 comment | May 21, 2012
Candy Labeled "Where the Jizz Izz" picture Candy Labeled "Where the Jizz Izz"

Not sure I want this candy.

From derekc

| Be the first to comment! | May 21, 2012
Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review picture Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review

That does sound intriguing... even if the guy is right.

From jay2770

| 1 comment | May 18, 2012
Shitfaced Mondays Cancelled due to Physical Violence picture Shitfaced Mondays Cancelled due to Physical Violence

If it had been psychological violence they could have looked the other way.

From justbeinjustin

| 1 comment | May 18, 2012
"R"abies Bus picture "R"abies Bus

Toot Toot! Everyone aboard!

From CaptainCaspian

| 1 comment | May 17, 2012
Protester Loves Vaginas picture Protester Loves Vaginas

She's sure to succeed in her cause with the Burger King at her side.

From lolzmadmaster

| 1 comment | May 17, 2012
Danger Sign Warns of Both Death and Pain picture Danger Sign Warns of Both Death and Pain

Authorised Personnel can totally touch it though

From mellooo

| Be the first to comment! | May 17, 2012
F Pancakes picture F Pancakes

Whoa, easy, IHOP. Let's not say anything we'll regret later.

From dskatz2

| 1 comment | May 16, 2012
5 Twelve picture 5 Twelve

"It's just as good 7-11, but this is cheaper." - Your Aunt

From microjew2

| Be the first to comment! | May 16, 2012
Speed Lumps Ahead picture Speed Lumps Ahead

They're like speed bumps, but grosser.

From m4dlik4bull

| Be the first to comment! | May 15, 2012