Finders keepers, dawg.
No pulp, please.
Sometimes the truth hurts. And disfigures.
So beautiful and heartbreaking and holy fuck I have a final in two days.
Insurance - who needs it?
Building companies tend to be growers, after all.
"Yeah, guys, let's not invite Grace to any more parties."
Make good choices, America.
The things they can do with make-up these days. Just terrific.
The general principles of life predict as much. Yep. Pretty standard.
Totally wicked queeah amounts of old Simon & Garfunkel records, brah.
Your keys are guaranteed to come out brighter than ever.
Gotta make sure your jewels are accounted for at all times.
Warning: 13-year-olds at play
Well, yes my pipes are fixed, but now there's guts all over my bathroom floor.
It's a year-round deal. Ask for it, literally whenever.
Only appropriate during Movember.
Ho! Ho! House for lease.
It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.
Fun for kids of all ages!
And if you buy in the next ten minutes, you get free plastic utensils too!
Basic Keynesian economics.
The Museum of Household Appliances must be getting desperate.
The owners of this business all have mothers with broken backs.