And you must be THIS tall to be an adult.
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Stand tall, son. One day this will all be yours.
Heavy alcohol consumption increases risk of creating a creepy sign.
Well either way we can talk about this at the family reunion.
Their merchandise ain't shit.
This criminal must be pooped immediately.
The pig goes "SQUEAL!"
Well, it looks better than that hot beef injection I got last week.
Meet McDonald's estranged cousin.
But what if it tumble-dried my pants?
Never have to buy targets at ANOTHER store ever again!
That's one better than The Beatles!
That's why the main ingredient in McFilets are goldfish and child tears.
I pity the fool who doesn't abide street signs.
"Hey y'all watch this...I'm putting safety first!"
All the bikes were taken at the gym.
Forget TV commercials, just focus on point of sale!
Someone OBVIOUSLY doesn't understand the definition of "meta".
Wow, it's like they want us to use our legs or something crappy like that.
Only 20% off? Really?