Recent "Signs" Stuff

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Warning: signs have been known to publicly display information and remind people that “flammable” and “inflammable” mean the same thing. Proceed with caution—especially when words are misspelled, misplaced, or otherwise misused.

Beaver Gnawing on "No Feeding" Sign picture Beaver Gnawing on "No Feeding" Sign

Beavers are semi-aquatic rodents that hate authority.

| Be the first to comment! | 2 days ago
No Parking Except for Anytime picture No Parking Except for Anytime

Okay... Thanks for telling me.

| Be the first to comment! | 3 days ago
Sign Offers Help Getting Pregnant picture Sign Offers Help Getting Pregnant

Let's not jump to any conclusions. Maybe the fertility clinic lost their advertising budget.

| 1 comment | 4 days ago
International House Turned into IHOP picture International House Turned into IHOP

Hey, I wanted pancakes! The only thing in here is cultural understanding and broadened horizons!

| Be the first to comment! | 4 days ago
Sign Offers Choice Between Condoms and Diapers picture Sign Offers Choice Between Condoms and Diapers

"Can you figure out some way to get the condoms to sell better?"

| Be the first to comment! | 5 days ago
Wu Tang Clams picture Wu Tang Clams

Ain't nothin' to shuck with.

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Beware of Attack Snake Cage Empty picture Beware of Attack Snake Cage Empty

Now would be a good time to run.

| Be the first to comment! | 6 days ago
Supermarket Carries Entertaining Fish picture Supermarket Carries Entertaining Fish

Damn, I was looking for boring fish.

| Be the first to comment! | 6 days ago
The Glory Hole Church Centre picture The Glory Hole Church Centre

Yep, just gonna go down to the glory hole and get on my knees. To pray.

| Be the first to comment! | May 21, 2012
Chair Lift Sign Looks Inappropriate picture Chair Lift Sign Looks Inappropriate

Well, at least they're not allowing this sort of behavior.

| Be the first to comment! | May 21, 2012
No Blowjobs Sign picture No Blowjobs Sign

Welcome to the saddest place in the world!

| 1 comment | May 21, 2012
Candy Labeled "Where the Jizz Izz" picture Candy Labeled "Where the Jizz Izz"

Not sure I want this candy.

| Be the first to comment! | May 21, 2012
Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review picture Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review

That does sound intriguing... even if the guy is right.

| 1 comment | May 18, 2012
Shitfaced Mondays Cancelled due to Physical Violence picture Shitfaced Mondays Cancelled due to Physical Violence

If it had been psychological violence they could have looked the other way.

| 1 comment | May 18, 2012
"R"abies Bus picture "R"abies Bus

Toot Toot! Everyone aboard!

| 1 comment | May 17, 2012
Protester Loves Vaginas picture Protester Loves Vaginas

She's sure to succeed in her cause with the Burger King at her side.

| 1 comment | May 17, 2012
Danger Sign Warns of Both Death and Pain picture Danger Sign Warns of Both Death and Pain

Authorised Personnel can totally touch it though

| Be the first to comment! | May 17, 2012
F Pancakes picture F Pancakes

Whoa, easy, IHOP. Let's not say anything we'll regret later.

| 1 comment | May 16, 2012
5 Twelve picture 5 Twelve

"It's just as good 7-11, but this is cheaper." - Your Aunt

| Be the first to comment! | May 16, 2012