"Skateboarding" Video

In the future, skateboarding will not be a crime, it will be whatever the new word for crime is.

From shredsled88

We're living in the immediate future!

From mameasson

This guy did it in one take. The previous three all broke their necks.

From Linyaoo

At this rate he'll be landing 1440s by the time he's 16.

"Oh, so now you want me to drive you to the hospital, but when I ask you to clean your room you always say you'll do it later."

And you thought skateboarding couldn't get any more extreme.

He's lucky he fell into that pile of soft grass, but not as lucky as if he hadn't fallen.

Defacing property is not a crime.

From kingdumb4

Take that, Mother Nature--you're not their real mom!

From stuntdubs

Being furious is not a crime, especially if you're really bad at it.

"Let's ribbit up!"

Dogs like it because they get to do their two favorite things, running and barking.

If you wore every pair of sunglasses in the world, you still wouldn't be as cool as him. You'd look like an idiot.

"Skateboard illusions, Dad. You don't have time for my skateboard illusions."

"Maybe we shouldn't show this to anyone. They'd be too impressed. Let's just throw the tape away."

Show some respect, he served in Vietnam with that bush.

Asher Bradshaw, the most extreme skateboarder who's still afraid of his basement.

It was all a big misunderstanding. She thought they were sent by the Kaiser to steal all of her iron for the war effort.

"I was just doing what I thought Tony Hawk would do in that situation."

I'll give you one hint: the surprise is a sudden, unexpected event.