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February 23, 2010
Breaking stories. Exclusive interviews. Bitch-stomping weather.
February 17, 2010
Baseball is a game of inches... and bull semen.
Not all boners have a purpose.
Have you ever had a really good friend? I doubt it you nerd.
From Elephant Larry on February 8, 2010
February 5, 2010
One man proves he's got the voice, the stage presence, and the ability to not throw up under pressure to be the next American Idol.
February 2, 2010
Spoiler alert: this song will spoil Lost for you if you still believe they're going to tie up all the loose ends.
"Awesome! I get to be the island pinda colada tester. What'd you get?"
February 1, 2010
Revenge has never tasted so minty and refreshing.
Vampires are pests.
January 29, 2010
Almost as scary as the Episode I scrolling text.
January 28, 2010
This just in: a news story.
From Cyanide & Happiness on January 27, 2010
You can't outrun your problems, unless maybe you can run as fast as a car.
From 5-Second Films on September 6, 2010
If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're f**ked.
From Fun Time Internet on January 25, 2010
We hardly blew ye.
January 20, 2010
No good party should have to end, no matter how many lives it costs to keep it going.
January 19, 2010
General Larry Platt would be so proud. Or confused.
January 14, 2010
A brand new Snuggie, just for men!
From Ben Schwartz on January 13, 2010
If at first you don't succeed, try try again, so we can watch you fail some more.