I want this to be real so badly I burn with the fire of Khaleesi.
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Her dress reflects how she feels on the inside - cold and empty.
This means something.
She's drinking out of where his butt used to be, kinda.
Another classic Myspace friend request
"Sadly, I went to high school with this myspace friend requester."
"Thats gonna be a lovely black square in 20 years."
"I actually saw this car at Wal Mart.... and it actually drove there too."
Talk about your hardcore pumpin creations...