Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"This kid let anyone who wanted to open-handed slap him as hard as they could."
"He wanted to know what we meant by a 5-star."
"What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!"
That's a Looney Tunes quality slap.
"Now that's a slap on the back!"
"We put the hurt on this freshman"
"My buddy asked to give his girl the shocker, instead he got slapped on the chest ... and wound up with this."
"Italian ass slap. "
"After a long night of drinking at a local house party, I decided it would be fun to have all the girls at the party slap the shit out of me."
I've seen some rough back slaps in my time, but MAN!
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