Sleep is the most important part of the day.
This puppy's gone to heaven.
Reincarnated, I was.
It's the wonderful time of the year again. The flowers are blooming, the weather is warm, and dammit, fuck, shit you haven't slept in three days and if you read one more piece of information you're go …
The mother is a burrito.
Don't worry, we don't have to move fast. Unless there's a posted speed limit.
"Our friend passed out on the couch at a party and we put everything in the house on top of him. The pile was over seven feet tall. He never noticed anything."
A fallen soldier surrounded by fallen soldiers.
Yeah, bro, you just got Mayopaddleslapp'd. We need to think of a new name for this.
Just getting her beauty rest.
But... But he left his shoes on!
The dangers of falling asleep in class.
Sometimes you've been awake for so long that when the sandman comes calling he power-blasts your face with sand and knocks you right the fuck out. In those moments it doesn't matter where you are, you …
As long as he stays within his protective circle, the ducks will not harm him.
Close your mouth! Close your mouth!
He shouldn't have texted it to come over if he was this tired.
When he woke up, he was so mad that he almost forgot he made millions of dollars to play a game.
Way cuter than the time I "fell asleep" on my sister's wedding cake.
Sweet, sweet, cheesy dreams.
He's so dreamy--but to be fair, so are all beds.
We're officially living in the future!
They didn't say anything about jumping on them.
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
After finishing they placed him on a stack of other babies over the trashcan.