CollegeHumor: Sleeping

Ancient Guardian Doesn't Want to Wake Up

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:27:45 -0400

Ancient, slumbering gods prefer to stay ancient and slumbering.

Crab Shell Looks Exactly Like Yoda Sleeping

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:35:15 -0400

Reincarnated, I was.

This is How You Know Finals Week Has Arrived

Fri, 03 May 2013 12:37:20 -0400

This is How You Know Finals Week Has Arrived

Woman Asleep at Improv Show; Cast Attempts to Wake Her Up

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 10:46:41 -0400

Who knew napping could count as audience participation.

Dog Snores Like Daffy Duck

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 16:04:54 -0400

Just don't set off a bomb, or else his snout will spin around to the back of his head.

Baby Wakes to Gangnam Style

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 16:41:29 -0500

Eyyy wakey wakey.

Dog Snores to Lullaby

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:42:10 -0500

They're so cute when they're not eating your tissues.

Sports Talk Radio Host Responds to People Calling Him Out for Sleeping On Air

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 14:35:11 -0400

If he wants to put these jokes to bed, he should probably give them his job.

Hardly Working: Sleepover Prank

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:25:10 -0400

You snooze, you win.

Swaddled Son Takes after Father Wrapped in Blanket

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 01:00:49 -0400

The mother is a burrito.

Sports Talk Radio Host Falls Asleep at the Mic

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 13:19:12 -0400

Knowing that it's next, TV obviously feels the need to embarrass the medium it demolished.

Guy Spooning with Motorcycle

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 16:22:28 -0400

Don't worry, we don't have to move fast. Unless there's a posted speed limit.

Mom Wants to Open a "Tomato Cage" in Her Sleep

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 16:35:54 -0400

Well, now you know what to get her for her birthday--a bunch of bungee cords.

Baby Experiences a Lifetime of Emotions While Waking Up

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 11:16:55 -0400

When you're an infant, you have to create your own exhaustion.

Friend Buried Under All His Posessions

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 15:51:48 -0400

"Our friend passed out on the couch at a party and we put everything in the house on top of him. The pile was over seven feet tall. He never noticed anything."

Sleeping Guy Surrounded by Beer Bottles

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 11:40:31 -0400

A fallen soldier surrounded by fallen soldiers.

Sleeping Guy Gets Covered in Mayo, Slapped with Paddle

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 10:56:28 -0400

Yeah, bro, you just got Mayopaddleslapp'd. We need to think of a new name for this.

Face on Back of Magazine Replaces Girl's Face

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 10:44:38 -0400

Just getting her beauty rest.

Math You’ll Actually Use

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 03:30:49 -0400

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The Power of Naps

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 10:18:23 -0400

That's the power of nap!