Picture You wouldn't be smiling if you saw what was under the shirt. Think hot white sweaty flesh mixed with remnants of Cheetos dust.
Picture If he didn't smile there's really not much more they could do, except maybe try it with a dude.
Picture "Every time we go to the bar my friend somehow ends up finding the worst looking chick there and dancing with her. This time I had the camera ready and was able to document it."