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Drugs are great, right? Actually I wouldn&#039;t know because I am terrible at them.</p>

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Meaning, my body doesn&#039;t seem to enjoy them as designed. A combination of being scared of breaking rules, emotional repression and some probably shitty body chemistry makes me terrible at altering my state. Which bums me out, as I grew up worshipping people who made a big deal out of loving drugs: Keith Richards, Hunter S. Thompson and most attractive girls at my college.</p>

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I&#039;ve spent roughly half my life so far smoking cigarettes. I gave it up three or four years ago but now chain chew nicotine gum and only smoke when I&#039;m drinking, when I&#039;m filming something or when I feel like it. Which is all the time. I don&#039;t even like smoking: it doesn&#039;t taste good, I&#039;m too old for it to look cool and my teeth are permanently a few shades closer to butter than most people find attractive. I&#039;m sure my lungs look like the inside of a lazy stoner&#039;s resin-caked bowl, except you can&#039;t scrape and smoke the tar coating the inside of my body to get high&#133; OR <span class="caps">CAN</span> <span class="caps">YOU</span>?!</p>

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