Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Here's a good way to stare down girl's shirts. It takes a 2-man team and a camera.
Best formal dates ever.
"We're not allowed to have pets in the dorms. This dog is trained to hide in a backpack when the RA comes."
After I drink these, I'm going to actually want the goldfish.
There's no more appropriate place to hide a plastic bottle of vodka.
"I was thirsty."
"How we smuggled three bottles of grain, six bottles of Bankers Club, and one bottle of Jim Beam onto our cruise." Only three bottles of grain?
"And the best part is, the radio still works!"
If you're a Lions fan, you deserve it.
Here's hoping the RA never wants to get a closer look at your Kill Bill poster.
"The smoking lounge: The only way in and out is through window of our dorm room. It fits four people comfortably sitting inside."
Sorry guys, I've tried it too. You can't just copy beer.
A great place to hide the liquor bottles on parents weekend.
As that giant red arrow helpfully illustrates, someone out there needs to submit a better picture.
It's not a bicycle, it's a stool on wheels.
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