Tag: Snow Penis (Page 2)

It may not look big, but that's 6 football fields long. Picture It may not look big, but that's 6 football fields long.
Frosty the Snowman is a dick. Picture Frosty the Snowman is a dick.
The earth's penis looks good but relative to it's size, it's actually pretty pathetic. Picture The earth's penis looks good but relative to it's size, it's actually pretty pathetic.
Ice runs through his veins. Picture Ice runs through his veins.
Is this any weirder than regular snow penises? Basically, yes. Picture Is this any weirder than regular snow penises? Basically, yes.
Like the Colon Blow commercial on SNL. Picture Like the Colon Blow commercial on SNL.
That's like if yours came out of your knees. Picture That's like if yours came out of your knees.
To give you an idea of scale, that's the tallest tree in the world. Picture To give you an idea of scale, that's the tallest tree in the world.
Snow penis? S'no problem. Picture Snow penis? S'no problem.
I didn't finish yet, it's just sunny so I'm melting. Picture I didn't finish yet, it's just sunny so I'm melting.
This and the Great Wall of China are the only two manmade structures you can see from space. Picture This and the Great Wall of China are the only two manmade structures you can see from space.
There's no penis like snow penis. Picture There's no penis like snow penis.
The worst part? That's a girl's car. Picture The worst part? That's a girl's car.
"Two city workers came by shortly after and asked us to knock it down, but not before taking a picture so they could show it to all their buddies." Picture "Two city workers came by shortly after and asked us to knock it down, but not before taking a picture so they could show it to all their buddies."
We didn't build this, it just naturally snowed like that. Picture We didn't build this, it just naturally snowed like that.
The first snow penis of winter is CollegeHumor's equivalent of the first robin of Spring. Picture The first snow penis of winter is CollegeHumor's equivalent of the first robin of Spring.
Snow chicks with snow dicks. Picture Snow chicks with snow dicks.
Sir, if you do not respond soon we will be left with no choice but to open fire. Picture Sir, if you do not respond soon we will be left with no choice but to open fire.
"There is a car under there, somewhere." Picture "There is a car under there, somewhere."
"I built it on a Wednesday, and preserved it until sat. when he got home." Picture "I built it on a Wednesday, and preserved it until sat. when he got home."
Let's see if women like it. If they do, we'll try it ourselves. Picture Let's see if women like it. If they do, we'll try it ourselves.
Enough snow penises! Any snaginas out there? Picture Enough snow penises! Any snaginas out there?
Daaaa snow penis. Picture Daaaa snow penis.
Must... resist...urge... to... post...another ...snow penis.... ahhh we're so weak. Picture Must... resist...urge... to... post...another ...snow penis.... ahhh we're so weak.