Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    That's one place you don't want frostbite.
    The bumper sticker says it all, "I
    I have snow idea what that is.
    This snowman's cold "The Stinker"
    The core is a tennis ball sized sphere of pure ice.
    If only that sorority girl just waited another month.
    He just wrote what we were all thinking.
    How couldn't he? They built a stairway to heaven.
    The Snowmonster's released his minions!
    Ladies Beware!

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