Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    I have snow idea what that is.
    This snowman's cold "The Stinker"
    The core is a tennis ball sized sphere of pure ice.
    If only that sorority girl just waited another month.
    He just wrote what we were all thinking.
    How couldn't he? They built a stairway to heaven.
    The Snowmonster's released his minions!
    Ladies Beware!
    But officer, the sign said...

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