snow

Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    But officer, the sign said...
    That's not snow, it's oatmeal.
    Snowbots in disguise
    Uh oh, we drank all the beer making the table.
    Even hotter: these are real people covered in snow.
    Why build an igloo when nature can make one for you?
    *fart noise*

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