snow

Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    Snowball-pwn
    That's like if yours came out of your knees.
    The best arts and crafts club in the world.
    "Honey, did you shut the sunroof?"
    It used to be a stop, now it's a yield.
    Family G'ice.
    Natty Ice.... LITERALLY!
    It's a long offseason for some fans.
    It must be laundry day.
    Snowblower.
    Good! Fine!
    Christmas isn't the only thing coming early this year.

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