Picture "We had a party the night before and the kid whose car is buried in snow puked all over my bed. Those are the sheets."
Picture Hello, 9-1-1? I know this is going to sound like a joke, but I got my dick stuck in a snowman.
Picture On the one day it snowed in Memphis, we looked out my window and said, you know what would look really good down in the courtyard. A Snow Shocker.
Picture What consenting snow people do in their own homes is their business, but when they are out in public I expect them to behave.
Video When the blizzard hit New York a few weeks ago, most people went sledding. These guys went surfing.