snow

Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    The coolest bar in town.
    Snowse.
    That's where snowmen come from.
    This looks like a Disney movie.
    When it's cold out... it shrinks.
    Snowed in.
    Wait, this is 342 Fairfield Street, right?
    Fellati-snow.

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