Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    The coolest bar in town.
    That's where snowmen come from.
    If you pack those things with ice they hurt!
    This looks like a Disney movie.
    When it's cold out... it shrinks.
    Snowed in.
    Wait, this is 342 Fairfield Street, right?

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