Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    "Damn, these marshmallows are taking forever!"
    Classes were not delayed.
    Who doesn't need a good snow blower every now and then?
    Thank goodness for seat warmers.
    Where's my car?
    "Barbie's Snow Day."
    Did I leave the oven on?
    Another Spongebob Icepants.

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