Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    Say Snow to Drugs
    How to Snag all the Snow Bunnies on the Slopes
    Small Talk Thermometer
    Winter Pick-Up Lines
    What Your Ski Tracks Say About You
    Holiday Items Real Talk
    Your Winter Weather Forecast
    I scream, you scream when you get hit by a snow plow
    50 Cent is shoveling. Your argument is invalid.
    Luke, use it as a fort
    Doncha wish your snowmen were epic like these?
    You shovelers need a kick in the ass
    New Ski Warnings

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