Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    Snex will now be know as snorn (snow porn).
    Red-run. Red-run. Red-run.
    Snow Winning
    Because there ain't no love like snow love.
    Feel free to play with my snowballs.
    Your Winter Weather Forecast
    "Buckle up dog, we're about to jump to lightspeed."
    Looks like you're not leaving the house 'til Spring.
    Nevermind driving, women can't even park right!
    "Joke's on you, this is coffee ice cream."
    Shoveling is all about a low center of gravity.

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