Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    Snow't go in there, she's naked!
    We're looking at you middle schoolers!
    I scream, you scream when you get hit by a snow plow
    Quick, hit 100MPH before it's illegal again.
    The worldwide search for the greatest cookie begins.
    You can do a lot with 18 inches of snow.
    First you ski, ski, ski then you skeet, skeet, skeet.
    He got so baked he melted.

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