Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    Looks like you're not leaving the house 'til Spring.
    Semi-Truck Snow Bomb
    Nevermind driving, women can't even park right!
    Stolen Snow Shovel Owner's Revenge
    Chicago Blizzard Time Lapse
    "Joke's on you, this is coffee ice cream."
    Fence Says 'No' to Snow Jump
    Shoveling is all about a low center of gravity.
    90 Degree Car Crash
    Snow't go in there, she's naked!
    We're looking at you middle schoolers!

    Nothing found...

    We like you. Do you like us too?