Picture If there was a plaque dedicating this to the quad it'd read: The Big Veiny Triumphant Bastard.
Picture "It rose out of the snow like an obelisk of evolution. There was nothing else we could do, but play."
Picture "Constructed this in the middle of the night in front of one of the sororities. They tried to tear it down but the core is as solid as ice."
Picture I was going to school to be a neurosurgeon, but now I'm definitely dropping out and getting ordained to be a minister.