Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That’s what the song “Winter Wonderland” is actually about.
picture
Fox Diving Head-First into the Snow
I thought foxes were supposed to be clever.
picture
Man in Chicken Suit Trudges Through Snow
You think a little snow can stop me from spreading the world about our new, delicious chicken sandwich?
picture
Dog Standing on Shopping Carts
Stimulate the economy by padding her fall.
picture
Buford, Wyoming
Population: Buford.
picture
Snowballs For Sale
For just $3,000 more, you can hit him in the face with it.
picture
Unicyclist Rides Through Snow
It only takes him 5 minutes to get to work, but everyone in town agrees he has the most annoying commute.
picture
Snow Bong
Can you believe they didn't have to go to work that day?
picture
Snow Leopard Cougar
The only thing she likes fresher than her men is snow.
picture
Merchandising FTW
And for his work on the "Let It Snow" Tree Skirt, the Menards' Merchandiser of the Year Award goes to...
picture
Old Man Shovels Snow With Walker Plow
It's working slightly better than when he used it to mow the lawn.
picture
Polar Bear Carrying a Tripod
Somebody has to film those Coca-Cola commercials.
picture
Big Dick On Campus
It's like BMOC except douchier.


