Though it may not be America’s pastime sport, soccer seems to be the reigning king of the universe. And even though we say we don’t care about the World Cup, losing is losing. Now all we have to do is kick, scream, and head butt our way to the top.
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Awesome Kick
With accuracy like this, I like America's chances in the next World Cup
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Tough Guys Sing Savage Garden
Would it be too much to ask for a little choreographed dancing?
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Iron Soccer Ball
This joke would never work in America
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Amazing Goal
And the crowd of fifty goes wild.
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Soccer Flip Throw-in Faceball
The best part is that it bounced right back out of bounds, so he gets to do it again after the other kid stops crying.
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Penalty Kick
Wait around for the slow motion instant replay.
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Incredible Goalie Theft
This caused every aristocrat in England to simultaneously drop their monocles in their champagne glasses.
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Soccer Player Nearly Doesn't Embarrass Himself
Let's hope the assassin his government hires to kill him also has terrible aim.
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Darth Vader Penalty Kick
Proof that the US is the only place in the universe that doesn't love soccer.
Originals Invictus With Vuvuzela Horns
Nelson Mandela is no match for this level of obnoxiousness.
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Soccer Goalie Embarasses Himself
...his family, his country, his planet, his species...
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Soccer Misses
These guys have probably never even played soccer before.
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Opportunity... Sieze it.
"I said crawl towards me in a sexy manner!"
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Soccer Team Can't Score
Being terrible is a team effort.
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Sneaky Penalty Shot Soccer Goal
"Thank God there isn't an interactive computer network that allows videos to be sent all over the planet." -the goalie.
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Soccer Player Forces Opponent To Punch Him In Face
"Now give me my lunch money."
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Volley-Soccer
The following is an Asian sport: Sepak Takraw, which literally translates to "How do they do that with their feet?"
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Soccer Team Forgets to Take Free Kick
How can you be sure they're not just "paying it forward?"
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Cartwheel Taunting Goalie Fail
You're supposed to win THEN dance.


