"Soccer" Stuff

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Though it may not be America’s pastime sport, soccer seems to be the reigning king of the universe. And even though we say we don’t care about the World Cup, losing is losing. Now all we have to do is kick, scream, and head butt our way to the top.

What the English Goalie Was Thinking Originals video What the English Goalie Was Thinking
The Best Penalty Kick video The Best Penalty Kick
Amazing Soccer Shots video Amazing Soccer Shots
Awesome Kick video Awesome Kick

With accuracy like this, I like America's chances in the next World Cup

Tough Guys Sing Savage Garden video Tough Guys Sing Savage Garden

Would it be too much to ask for a little choreographed dancing?

Iron Soccer Ball video Iron Soccer Ball

This joke would never work in America

Amazing Goal video Amazing Goal

And the crowd of fifty goes wild.

Soccer Flip Throw-in Faceball video Soccer Flip Throw-in Faceball

The best part is that it bounced right back out of bounds, so he gets to do it again after the other kid stops crying.

Penalty Kick video Penalty Kick

Wait around for the slow motion instant replay.

Incredible Goalie Theft video Incredible Goalie Theft

This caused every aristocrat in England to simultaneously drop their monocles in their champagne glasses.

Soccer Player Nearly Doesn't Embarrass Himself video Soccer Player Nearly Doesn't Embarrass Himself

Let's hope the assassin his government hires to kill him also has terrible aim.

Darth Vader Penalty Kick video Darth Vader Penalty Kick

Proof that the US is the only place in the universe that doesn't love soccer.

Invictus With Vuvuzela Horns Originals Invictus With Vuvuzela Horns

Nelson Mandela is no match for this level of obnoxiousness.

Soccer Goalie Embarasses Himself video Soccer Goalie Embarasses Himself

...his family, his country, his planet, his species...

7 Ways to Make the World Cup More Exciting article 7 Ways to Make the World Cup More Exciting
Soccer Misses video Soccer Misses

These guys have probably never even played soccer before.

Opportunity... Sieze it. picture Opportunity... Sieze it.

"I said crawl towards me in a sexy manner!"

Soccer Team Can't Score video Soccer Team Can't Score

Being terrible is a team effort.

Sneaky Penalty Shot Soccer Goal video Sneaky Penalty Shot Soccer Goal

"Thank God there isn't an interactive computer network that allows videos to be sent all over the planet." -the goalie.

Soccer Player Forces Opponent To Punch Him In Face video Soccer Player Forces Opponent To Punch Him In Face

"Now give me my lunch money."

Volley-Soccer video Volley-Soccer

The following is an Asian sport: Sepak Takraw, which literally translates to "How do they do that with their feet?"

Soccer Team Forgets to Take Free Kick video Soccer Team Forgets to Take Free Kick

How can you be sure they're not just "paying it forward?"

Cartwheel Taunting Goalie Fail video Cartwheel Taunting Goalie Fail

You're supposed to win THEN dance.