Wow, soccer doesn't have to be totally boring.
"Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. I'll give you the ball."
So badly I want to teach him that ice cream goes in your mouth and soccer is a terrible sport.
I don't know if that's a red card, but she definitely wants her V Card.
Tomorrow's Headline: Drunk Soccer Dad Causes Scene at Local Soccer Game
No penalty there, he was going for the ball(s).