Recent "Soccer" Stuff

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Though it may not be America’s pastime sport, soccer seems to be the reigning king of the universe. And even though we say we don’t care about the World Cup, losing is losing. Now all we have to do is kick, scream, and head butt our way to the top.

Incredible Soccer Trick Shots video Incredible Soccer Trick Shots

The trick shots most of the world cares about. Sorry, curling.

| 3 comments | 4 days ago
John Cleese Hates Football video John Cleese Hates Football

The only thing he hates more is valid arguments.

| 29 comments | May 20, 2012
Man with Soccer Ball for Head picture Man with Soccer Ball for Head

This guy gets kicked in the head a lot.

| Be the first to comment! | May 03, 2012
Sick Lazer Soccer Goal video Sick Lazer Soccer Goal

Soccer players are such fakers.

| 3 comments | April 16, 2012
Insane Backflip Soccer Goal video Insane Backflip Soccer Goal

To celebrate, he headed home to knock off his math homework and go to sleep.

| 24 comments | April 16, 2012
FIFA 2012 Hump Goal Glitch video FIFA 2012 Hump Goal Glitch

It's too bad there isn't a glitch that provides love and emotional support, or you'd never need a girlfriend.

| Be the first to comment! | April 04, 2012
Epic Trolling by Turkish Soccer Fans video Epic Trolling by Turkish Soccer Fans

You should see what they do once the game starts.

| 9 comments | March 19, 2012
Rowdy Fans End Polish Kids Soccer Match video Rowdy Fans End Polish Kids Soccer Match

"Dad, you're embarrassing me--and probably going to burn the place down."

| 49 comments | March 14, 2012
Worst Soccer Miss of the Year video Worst Soccer Miss of the Year

It's too bad he doesn't play for America, because then it wouldn't be such a big deal.

| 14 comments | February 27, 2012
Desk Gets Beckhamed picture Desk Gets Beckhamed

I believe it's also referred to as "Out-of-ideas-ing."

| 1 comment | February 16, 2012
Youth Soccer Team Grows Up Mid-Picture picture Youth Soccer Team Grows Up Mid-Picture

They all have a new GOOOOOOOAL.

| 1 comment | January 31, 2012
The Mud Pit of Love picture The Mud Pit of Love

Well, at least "material" for later.

| 2 comments | January 12, 2012
Polite Japanese Soccer Hooligans video Polite Japanese Soccer Hooligans

They don't flip cars or burn anything to the ground without first obtaining full written consent from the owner.

| 7 comments | December 29, 2011
Makeshift Bark Shin Pads picture Makeshift Bark Shin Pads

Goodbye shin splits! Hello shin splinters!

| 2 comments | December 22, 2011
Amazing Goal Scored on Own Team video Amazing Goal Scored on Own Team

He couldn't do that again if he tried--because both of his legs have been broken by teammates.

| 2 comments | December 20, 2011
Soccer Ball To The Face picture Soccer Ball To The Face

It hurts his father a lot more than it hurts him.

| 1 comment | November 14, 2011
MLS Player Nearly Beheads Woman With Soccer Ball video MLS Player Nearly Beheads Woman With Soccer Ball

No wonder most people don't go to MLS games, the players are terrible.

| 7 comments | November 08, 2011
Dog Wants to Play Professional Soccer video Dog Wants to Play Professional Soccer

You know what they say: Practice, practice, chase a ball onto the field.

| 4 comments | October 30, 2011
Soccer Lion video Soccer Lion

He dreams of someday eating the next Pele.

| 13 comments | October 28, 2011
There is No Escape from Soccer Ball video There is No Escape from Soccer Ball

That's what he gets for insisting on calling it "futbol."

| 5 comments | October 28, 2011