Though it may not be America’s pastime sport, soccer seems to be the reigning king of the universe. And even though we say we don’t care about the World Cup, losing is losing. Now all we have to do is kick, scream, and head butt our way to the top.
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Incredible Soccer Trick Shots
The trick shots most of the world cares about. Sorry, curling.
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John Cleese Hates Football
The only thing he hates more is valid arguments.
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Man with Soccer Ball for Head
This guy gets kicked in the head a lot.
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Sick Lazer Soccer Goal
Soccer players are such fakers.
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Insane Backflip Soccer Goal
To celebrate, he headed home to knock off his math homework and go to sleep.
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FIFA 2012 Hump Goal Glitch
It's too bad there isn't a glitch that provides love and emotional support, or you'd never need a girlfriend.
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Epic Trolling by Turkish Soccer Fans
You should see what they do once the game starts.
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Rowdy Fans End Polish Kids Soccer Match
"Dad, you're embarrassing me--and probably going to burn the place down."
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Worst Soccer Miss of the Year
It's too bad he doesn't play for America, because then it wouldn't be such a big deal.
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Desk Gets Beckhamed
I believe it's also referred to as "Out-of-ideas-ing."
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Youth Soccer Team Grows Up Mid-Picture
They all have a new GOOOOOOOAL.
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The Mud Pit of Love
Well, at least "material" for later.
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Polite Japanese Soccer Hooligans
They don't flip cars or burn anything to the ground without first obtaining full written consent from the owner.
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Makeshift Bark Shin Pads
Goodbye shin splits! Hello shin splinters!
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Amazing Goal Scored on Own Team
He couldn't do that again if he tried--because both of his legs have been broken by teammates.
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Soccer Ball To The Face
It hurts his father a lot more than it hurts him.
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MLS Player Nearly Beheads Woman With Soccer Ball
No wonder most people don't go to MLS games, the players are terrible.
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Dog Wants to Play Professional Soccer
You know what they say: Practice, practice, chase a ball onto the field.
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Soccer Lion
He dreams of someday eating the next Pele.
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There is No Escape from Soccer Ball
That's what he gets for insisting on calling it "futbol."


