Dr. Pepper was on there too but nobody recognized the 16 foot giant with a whimsical beard. picture Dr. Pepper was on there too but nobody recognized the 16 foot giant with a whimsical beard.
Police were surprised to find the fried chicken and Kool-Aid untouched. picture Police were surprised to find the fried chicken and Kool-Aid untouched.
Do not shake. It's far too sensitive after creaming. picture Do not shake. It's far too sensitive after creaming.
Two weeks of detention is soo worth childhood infamy. See kids, this is how you get to be popular! picture Two weeks of detention is soo worth childhood infamy. See kids, this is how you get to be popular!
Drink Soda From A Boob picture Drink Soda From A Boob

The only other way to get this much high-fructose corn syrup from a boob is to breastfeed from Rosie O'Donnell.

Air Jordan's fuel? Root beer. Obviously. picture Air Jordan's fuel? Root beer. Obviously.
Diet Mountain Dew Pin-Up Girl picture Diet Mountain Dew Pin-Up Girl

His Code Red is a pin-up girl tattood on his inner lip.

Celebrity Soda Fountain picture Celebrity Soda Fountain

Your parents still won't be able to tell which one is which.

Getting Stuck Sodas from the Vending Machine Like a Boss video Getting Stuck Sodas from the Vending Machine Like a Boss

Thank God I don't know how to do this. The last thing I need is three-sodas worth of calories going straight to my hips, am I right ladies? You girls know what I'm talking about.

Attachable Can Handle picture Attachable Can Handle

Maybe now this "drinking" thing will finally take off.