Picture It may not be as nutritious as a mother's breast cola, but it's definitely the next best thing.
Picture "I highly recommend the 'mystery can.' I don't remember much before drinking it, but they use real cane sugar ."
Picture I don't know about that, bloody and splintered fingernails is what makes America great. USA! USA! USA!
Picture Two weeks of detention is soo worth childhood infamy. See kids, this is how you get to be popular!