Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Mystery Can in Vending Machine
The Doctor is Out
How to Hide Your Beer in a Soda Cup
Diet Mountain Dew Pin-Up Girl
Attachable Can Handle
Celebrity Soda Fountain
The Politics of Pop
Do not shake. It's far too sensitive after creaming.
It may not be as nutritious as a mother's breast cola, but it's definitely the next best thing.
"I highly recommend the 'mystery can.' I don't remember much before drinking it, but they use real cane sugar ."
I don't know about that, bloody and splintered fingernails is what makes America great. USA! USA! USA!
Police were surprised to find the fried chicken and Kool-Aid untouched.
Two weeks of detention is soo worth childhood infamy. See kids, this is how you get to be popular!
Air Jordan's fuel? Root beer. Obviously.
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