Tag: Soldier

Soldier Reporting for Booty Picture Soldier Reporting for Booty
Message Icon on Homing Pigeon Cage Picture Message Icon on Homing Pigeon Cage
Weapon of Mass Cuteness Picture Weapon of Mass Cuteness
No one forgets to send thank you cards to Grambo. Picture No one forgets to send thank you cards to Grambo.
Only one rocket-propelled grenade was injured in the making of this facebook profile. Oh, and a small village. Picture Only one rocket-propelled grenade was injured in the making of this facebook profile. Oh, and a small village.
When you don't respawn it's not a cheap move. Picture When you don't respawn it's not a cheap move.
Winning the war on terror, one shocker at a time. Picture Winning the war on terror, one shocker at a time.
In the Army, calling "shotgun" is for wimps. Picture In the Army, calling "shotgun" is for wimps.
"I was only admiring the leopard print--I swear!" Picture "I was only admiring the leopard print--I swear!"
He's staring at the microphone (which he thought was a Twinkie in a special edition metallic wrapper). Picture He's staring at the microphone (which he thought was a Twinkie in a special edition metallic wrapper).
"Ugh! Tell me about it!"--Terrorists Picture "Ugh! Tell me about it!"--Terrorists
With a hat to match! Picture With a hat to match!
Ends up losing to soft-featured Filipino man Picture Ends up losing to soft-featured Filipino man
License and registration... chicken f*cker. Picture License and registration... chicken f*cker.
War is Hell Picture War is Hell
This is change we can believe in. Now get the littlest one to do a keg stand. Picture This is change we can believe in. Now get the littlest one to do a keg stand.
Nothing turns me on like a man in uniform. Or pink boxers. Pink boxers work too. Picture Nothing turns me on like a man in uniform. Or pink boxers. Pink boxers work too.
"See, you guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for Army guys." Picture "See, you guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for Army guys."
When Darwin put forth his theory of evolution, this is exactly what he meant. Picture When Darwin put forth his theory of evolution, this is exactly what he meant.
That's what I thought, soldier. Now get down and give me a cute little eskimo kiss. Picture That's what I thought, soldier. Now get down and give me a cute little eskimo kiss.
Make sure you don't miss "Weapons of Ass Destruction IV." Picture Make sure you don't miss "Weapons of Ass Destruction IV."
So that's how it ends? Good to know, good to know. Picture So that's how it ends? Good to know, good to know.
The weirdest part is that motorcycle gets worse mileage than a tank. Picture The weirdest part is that motorcycle gets worse mileage than a tank.
This isn't what I expected when I joined the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Picture This isn't what I expected when I joined the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.