Ho! Ho! House for lease.
Eyyo, waddup robot?
This hotel writes "speaks Spanish" on its resume, but it actually only took a couple classes in college.
Why didn't you do anything, Batman?
Is that all there is to the language? Man I should definitely have passed Spanish 101, then.
Stick to what you do best, mom. Not texting.
La fuerza estará contigo.
She knows what she said.
He IS 1/32 Spanish.
You can't expect a substitute Spanish teacher to not answer a legitimate question.
"Just because I'm sitting in my Spanish midterm, doesn't mean my mind's not already in Cancun."
Translation: Oh daddy, your screw is so big.
"You know what, I'll just have a glass of Jus D'Orange."
I am El Nino! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino!
"Be sure to check what language you are translating to when using online translators."
Conclusion - Spanish people beat their wives.
The only Spanish I know.
You can build a freshman year roommate?
You guys speak terrible Spanish. It's been a few years, but I believe it should be El Drug Store-o.
I wish we had a movie of this.
"I'm selling a car with air conditioning."
"Saw this outside of a Taco Bell in Spain."
"Damn it, now everyone knows where im at"