"Special Effects" Video

Making movies is hard. Spending money, less so.

From CH Staff

Simple: never leave the house.

From BIackMoonCGI

He initially wanted to do it with real fire and a stunt double, but he couldn't find a three-year-old with fire-stunt training.

From RockyAIB

I'm more of a catboarding person.

From Daniel Daniel

Even porches have thermal exhaust ports.

This is what happens when you hire Tim and Eric to film your wedding.

The lawsuit they're going to get from Marvel will cost a thousand times more than the special effects.

He may as well have used a real gun.

Now that's the kind of wizard I want filming my wedding.

That's right: that one "Saving Grace" scene was fake. Everything you know is a lie.

Now he's finally done messing with the original trilogy. Maybe.

Who would've guessed the band that invented synchronized treadmill dancing would make a weird music video?

FAKE!

The budget's other $199 million was spent explaining why this movie isn't awful.

Unfair, he's shuffling from the 4th dimension.

You had no idea when you were young, but you have ALWAYS been training for this.

From Peteandbrian

Beating PC is easy; install Vista.

Everything you love in one video, Lightsabers and pool.

True, a world-devouring vortex might be a bad thing, but at least it'll look really cool just before you get crushed into particulate dust.

Pray he doesn't pass the BEAR CROSSING sign.