CollegeHumor: Speech

Mad Student Gives Teacher Amazing Inspirational Speech

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:57:16 -0400

Hold the presses, we've got a Nordic god Martin Luther King on our hands.

Romney's First Draft of Last Minute Concession Speech

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 01:41:31 -0500

Mitt Romney told reporters on Tuesday that he had written a 1,118-word victory speech in advance – but nothing in case of, well, what happened. Not too long after 11 PM, however, his worst fear became reality. So he had to scramble.

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Improv Everywhere: Spinning Beach Ball of Death TED Prank

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:05:30 -0400

Kind of a bummer if you're interested in crowdsourced solar technology, though.

Rooftop Slip n' Slide

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 13:23:04 -0500

You slip, you slide off a roof, you die. With Law & Order SVU's Christopher Meloni.

Rick Santorum "I don't want to make black people's lives better."

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:20:25 -0500

Little Girl Upset About Gender Marketing of Toys

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 16:11:43 -0500

Superhero princesses for everyone. Problem solved.

Rick Perry: Drunken New Hampshire Speech

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:41:59 -0500

Rick Perry announces run for president

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:44:26 -0500

Romney: Corporations are people

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:48:30 -0500

Stephen Colbert 2011 Graduation Speech

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 16:08:12 -0400

What a nice guy, spending 20 minutes in Illinois.

Conan O'Brien Dartmouth Graduation Speech

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 01:18:50 -0400

They're all still jealous that Brown got the masturbating bear.

Kindergartener Performs Doctor Who Monologue

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:56:51 -0400

"I wear L.A. Lights now. L.A. Lights are cool."

WTF Kid Makes No Sense

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 14:49:39 -0400

Never before has someone said so little with so many words.

Thumbs Up for Rock and Roll!

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:18:59 -0400

Inspiring a nation is easy, it's like riding a bicycle.

Tom Hanks Yale Graduation Speech

Fri, 27 May 2011 13:23:37 -0400

No way, they got the guy from "Splash"?!

10 Awesome Graduation Speeches

Fri, 27 May 2011 00:05:56 -0400

10 Awesome Graduation Speeches

Amy Poehler's Harvard Graduation Speech

Thu, 26 May 2011 17:24:44 -0400

Hah, all those suckers in the crowd had to spend four years at Harvard and get a great start on their future to see this.

Illinois Senator Reads Letter From Wu-Tang Clan

Tue, 24 May 2011 13:34:52 -0400

It is her duty as an elected official to protect America's neck.

Awesome Movie Prologue

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 14:27:46 -0400

This is so good I don't even need to watch the rest of the movie.

Mark Wahlberg Explains Who is Fighting

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 13:06:15 -0500

Spoiler alert: Mark Wahlberg is fighting.