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Little Girl Upset About Gender Marketing of Toys
Superhero princesses for everyone. Problem solved.
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Stephen Colbert 2011 Graduation Speech
What a nice guy, spending 20 minutes in Illinois.
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Conan O'Brien Dartmouth Graduation Speech
They're all still jealous that Brown got the masturbating bear.
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Kindergartener Performs Doctor Who Monologue
"I wear L.A. Lights now. L.A. Lights are cool."
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WTF Kid Makes No Sense
Never before has someone said so little with so many words.
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Thumbs Up for Rock and Roll!
Inspiring a nation is easy, it's like riding a bicycle.
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Tom Hanks Yale Graduation Speech
No way, they got the guy from "Splash"?!
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Amy Poehler's Harvard Graduation Speech
Hah, all those suckers in the crowd had to spend four years at Harvard and get a great start on their future to see this.
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Illinois Senator Reads Letter From Wu-Tang Clan
It is her duty as an elected official to protect America's neck.
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Awesome Movie Prologue
This is so good I don't even need to watch the rest of the movie.
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Mark Wahlberg Explains Who is Fighting
Spoiler alert: Mark Wahlberg is fighting.
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Diane "Big Fat Boners" Denish
The New Mexico Lieutenant Governor wants to set the record straight: girth matters.
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Obama Podium Fail
"I'm sorry, Joe, but if you don't put more effort into setting up the stage, I'm afraid we're going to have to find ourselves a new Vice President."
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Kid Bored to Sleep by Domestic Violence Speech
Representatives are so boring, at least senators have a hockey team.
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Intense County Treasurer Speech
He decided to go into politics after being rejected by the WWE. Same thing, right? They're both rigged. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!
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Girl Pukes During Wedding Toast
I guess this counts as "something borrowed."
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GE CEO Passes Out During Biden Speech
I don't blame him. Joe Biden is sooo boring.
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Jake's 5-Word Webby Acceptance Speech
Jake spent a lot of time on this and definitely didn't think of it on the way to the podium.
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Obama Bores College Kid to Sleep
"Wake me up when this guy is done yapping. My parents are going to take me to TGI Fridays."
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Kid falls asleep during Obama speech.
He was holding out for Biden.


