Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Back to the Future Speed Sign
Gated Old Folks Community Speed Limit
Wheel Chair Racing
Quick, hit 100MPH before it's illegal again.
I swear officer, my cruise was set at 34 13/16!
Optimal speed for reaching Country Kitchen Buffet in time.
"I'm sorry sir, I had you going at about 14.56 MPH. Now you know as well as I do that it's standard to round-up in this situation."
Officer, I swear I was doing 28.
Don't let us catch you even doing 17 and 55/109ths.
Only crab walking is allowed in this town.
Slow down dude, you're going 14 and 3/4.
Welcome to the future!
I thought I was doing 4 officer, 5 at the most.
I didn't build a rocket engine into my wheelchair so the man could tell me how fast I can go.
And you said labeling every single line on my speedometer was a waste of time.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.