Sperm Donation VS Blood Donation picture Sperm Donation VS Blood Donation

Either way it's a real win for bodily fluid.

| 4 comments | November 22, 2011
Sperm Bank Google Reviews picture Sperm Bank Google Reviews

"They have the sexiest rack of checkbooks in town."

| 5 comments | September 07, 2011
Filthy CAPTCHA picture Filthy CAPTCHA

It says "His Perm" people. Calm down.

From Paige

| 6 comments | August 01, 2011
Shoe Sperm Logo picture Shoe Sperm Logo

Their motto is "See Men Run"

| 10 comments | June 23, 2011
Sperm Jeans picture Sperm Jeans

Dude, I think you have a stain on your pants.

From My_dixie_wrecked

| 3 comments | May 24, 2011
And in a perfect representation of the Circle of Life, his donations shall spawn a new generation of sperm donation enthusiasts. picture And in a perfect representation of the Circle of Life, his donations shall spawn a new generation of sperm donation enthusiasts.

| 29 comments | July 22, 2010
It's funny because her husband is dead. picture It's funny because her husband is dead.

| 113 comments | June 13, 2010
It's like a really fat guy trying to get through a thin door frame. Just doesn't go through. picture It's like a really fat guy trying to get through a thin door frame. Just doesn't go through.

| 43 comments | April 28, 2010
In other news, author funny last name! Author funny last name! picture In other news, author funny last name! Author funny last name!

From sxytime

| 40 comments | February 17, 2010
His only super power is the ability to raise a child for 18 years before realizing it's not his. picture His only super power is the ability to raise a child for 18 years before realizing it's not his.

| 37 comments | January 19, 2010
The History channel really stepped up their ratings when they added soft-core porn. picture The History channel really stepped up their ratings when they added soft-core porn.

From William

| 41 comments | October 21, 2009
And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids. picture And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.

From ean:Hydro's sidekick

| 132 comments | March 30, 2009
An illiterate 11 year-old living across the street just added Lucky the Little Sperm to his spank bank. picture An illiterate 11 year-old living across the street just added Lucky the Little Sperm to his spank bank.

From Maria

| 89 comments | November 12, 2008
It's not a big deal, but we did say white gloves everybody. You three are out. picture It's not a big deal, but we did say white gloves everybody. You three are out.

From Erik

| 23 comments | October 31, 2007
After you get into Harvard, even your masturbation is worth big money. picture After you get into Harvard, even your masturbation is worth big money.

| 46 comments | June 05, 2007
Your sperm still can't hear you, you know. picture Your sperm still can't hear you, you know.

From Beth

| 41 comments | December 24, 2006
The winter hat so amazing, you'll even wear it in the summer. picture The winter hat so amazing, you'll even wear it in the summer.

| 3 comments | August 21, 2006
You can't stop me, there's millions of us! Millions! picture You can't stop me, there's millions of us! Millions!

From JColestock

| 3 comments | November 03, 2005
Only 89 cents? Hell I've payed up to five dollars! But that was an emergency situation. picture Only 89 cents? Hell I've payed up to five dollars! But that was an emergency situation.

From michael

| 1 comment | December 12, 2004
Super Sperm picture Super Sperm

| 3 comments | November 11, 2004